I was born on Earth. No, really. Don’t believe them if anyone tells you differently. I’ve attempted to clone myself several times. The last one looks the most like me – the technology still isn’t perfect. I don’t know if it was something I was exposed to at work or if I bumped my head, but I got out of the shower one day and started writing. I’ve had this problem before but it’s never gone on so long. Perhaps I caught it from one of the clones.